The only explanation… I must be a wizard!

My path of destruction has been vast.  A shattered laptop, a broken iPhone, a printer that will not print, a decimated lawnmower, and a cactus.  It seems nearly everything I’ve touched in the past few months has met premature fate.  

Today’s victim — the kitchen light.  The fan works but the light fixture refuses to illuminated after issuing me a poof and some black residue on the towel I used to change the light bulb.  Unbelievable. 

The only explanation is that I’m becoming a wizard.  If you’ve ever read the Jim Butcher, Dresdan Files novels, the hero Harry Dresden, a wizard, destroys nearly every electronic thing he touches.  This explains everything….  

….but the cactus.  Not sure how to explain that or the hundreds of foliage friends that met an early demise at my hand.  

If I am a wizard, my superpowers suck!

Garden

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